Quotable

Recent declarations from the wee lass:

"Mommy, I'm the doctor and you're the nurse."
-brief pause-
"Nurse! I need to go poop!"

Upon discovering that Matt ate 90% of the cookies:
"DADDY. Did you eat all those cookies? We eat ONE cookie. Just one!"

While watching something which referenced NYC:
"Mommy, what's New York?"
"It's a big, fun city on the east coast. One day Grandma Heidi will take you there. Won't that be fun?"
"Yes. Mommy, do they have POTTIES there?!?!"

While talking to Grandma Heidi about her upcoming birthday:
Grandma: "GG, I think you're going to get some clothes for your birthday"
GG, in a disgusted voice, "Grandma, clothes are not for presents." (Clearly, they are a staple)

Waiting for Ralphie to be done at the groomer, I asked her which of the dogs on the poster was her favorite.
"GG, that's called a Papillon which means 'butterfly' in French.  Can you say that?"
"Yes, it's a pepperoni."