But instead of dinner, I planned a surprise party for him that night at his favorite local bar, Walter's.
It's significant that the party was at Walter's as it is the classic neighborhood bar which Matt loves, but as Wisconsin has yet to go smoke free (but will on July 5 - way to jump into the 21st century, Wisco!!) I have refused for 5 1/2 years to step foot in the joint.
So Saturday came and off he went to his baseball banquet for the Knights. He returned mid-afternoon and was greeted shortly thereafter by another surprise: Scott & Anna ditched the kiddies with Grandma and traveled from the hinterland for the weekend. Matt claims that their appearance set off a few alarms in his head, but I don't buy it. So the story was that we ladies were going to do some 'shopping' together first (read: set up for the par-tay) then meet the guys for dinner for the six of us.
Enter Shawn, whose job it was to get the guys to Walter's for a beer before dinner. He had to do some major stalling in order to give Karl & Kathy time to get themselves and GG to the party, but he played to his strengths, I guess you could say, and did a great job of holding Matt back.
Once they got there I think Matt was genuinely surprised. Even if he suspected something there is no way he would have thought I would do something at Walter's. Ha ha, gotcha.
Anna and Melissa helped me decorate the place with some classically tacky decor: streamers, balloons, etc, and some interesting additions. I had three huge photo collages created which chronicle Matt over the last 5 or 6 years. One was truly sweet and mostly shots of him and GG. But the other two were a little vicious, which is what he gets for never making a normal face in any photo, ever (see Exhibits A and B, below). Some were fun shots of him playing baseball, or dancing at weddings, and others were less flattering such as him with an entire pizza on his lap, or sitting on the couch with an exfoliating mask and giving me the bird. Ahh, good times.
The cuisine was...well, it was man-food. There were roasted potatoes, Italians with onions and peppers, chicken wings, and ribs. Makes me gag just to think about it, but it made the birthday boy happy as a clam. I built a cruller tower for a birthday cake, and had an open bar for our guests. There was one catch though: to get your drink for free, you had to show your official party badge:
I had these fetching pins made for the occasion. Thumbs Up For 30!
The cruller cake
Surprise!
Checking out the photo collages. Thank you, Snapfish
Hi, here's our family picture. In Walter's.
Someone had other plans for the lei
Annnnnnnnd we're happy
Steve: Hey baby, you're looking as good as that cruller cake
Erin: Puh-lease, you can take that line to go 'cause I'm here for the open bar
Exhibit A
GG taking the balloons for a walk. IN A BAR.
Foxy ladies
The Crew (missed you, Kroenings!!)
It's
Melissa: You should dunk your cruller
Scott: OK
???
Adorable. But my kid is still in a bar.
Steve: Who will love me if Erin is only here for the open bar?
Shawn: C'mere big guy
Presents!
Exhibit B
Tie-ing one on. Ha!
Oh dear, it's getting late. They're toasting buttered crullers.
The unflappable Mel
Unfortunately, I know what these two were talking about.
At this moment, Karl's entire life is flashing before his eyes
Happy birthday honey. Welcome to 30 - we love ya!
6 comments:
You have a baby. In a bar. (name that movie - haha) You know you're an official Wisco resident when you take the baby to the bar with you! :) Klassy.
Congrats on pulling off the surprise party!
Again, Sarah, well done. Well done. You completely failed to mention though the phone calls to the Kroening's at 11pm.
Nice work Sarah! I'm uber-impressed that you planned a gift for each day of the birthday week, HUGE wifey points on that one! As for the socks, they always make a great gift in my book, who doesn't love slipping on a fresh new pair of pearly white socks?! Oh, and Emily, even though we don't know each other, we were thinking the of the same movie line:-) Gotta love it!
I'm sad we weren't able to be there. you completely outdid yourself on this one sarah! let's just say that I'm glad matt's 30th was the last of the crew, so I didn't have to uphold such high standards! we can't wait for the festivities this summer in wautoma! thanks again for the drunk dial...it was classic :)
1) the Steve/Matt devouring wings pic, Steve/Shawn hugging pic, and the Matt with bows pic: these are the scenes from my nightmares.
2) 3rd picture down: that is AB FAB. Maio you look so comfortable posing on your red carpet runway.
3) i don't see any pictures from the Wall of Shame on the photo collage. what gives? there were so many good digs on Maio from back in his college days when he was just a baaaaby.
nice work Sarah. oh, about 11pm phone call - Robin didn't get fired so everything's OK. also, i'm sorry that you are now battling with my sandals for your husband's attention.
Welllll....Wisconsin will go smoke free soon - then the bars can really become a go-to spot. Am I right? ;)
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